I’d like to give those who frequent bars (namely the ones I work in) a little bit of advice.

1: TIP!!! It’s polite. It’s why we’re there. It makes us happy. We’re nicer to you. You get better service.
2: Pick your coats up at the coat check before 3am. Leaving them there until the end is mean and makes us hate you.
3: When all the music is done, the lights are on and it’s after 3am, LEAVE!!!!

These simple rules make our (bar staff) lives easier and make us nicer to you, so a better time is had by all. That is it. I’m sleepy. Thank you.