Oh man, it’s a funny story, and possibly one of the best Craigslist ads I’ve ever read, but can you imagine telling your child how they came into the world?

The ad starts:

Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

Then it gets really funny. I hope they find each other. Check it out here.